Honked

The state of being completely drained, or so exasperated with somebody to the point that you're just done with them.

Joshua: *tells a joke*
Jean: I'm just too honked to deal with you right now.

by MissedAche May 30, 2019

honked

to be sexually aroused and excited (slang term)

Sad Dude 1: I'm so honked
Sad Dude 2: Why?
Sad Dude 1: I just watched Baywatch
Sad Dude 2: Ahhhh

by eddie swersh June 4, 2019

Honked

A state of drunken foolhardiness.

I was so honked the other night i pissed in my boots.

by HowdeHow March 10, 2004

honked

A cry of despair for the state of the world, which is approaching peak clown status. Often used as a more extreme and nihilistic version of the word fuck.

Things are so honked right now
People who agree with Trump are honked

by clownman2000 April 15, 2019

honked

Getting something stolen or getting tricked into buying a useless product.

Abby got honked on that worthless used car.

by churchcandleholder December 27, 2010

honked off

Angry, annoyed, ticked off.

Man, those English dudes are going to be really honked off.

by budgieramone January 15, 2004

honked off your boots

To be very drunk.

“Aw man, I don’t remember anything from last night.”
“Yeah, you were totally honked off your boots”

by Eating_Rice February 19, 2022