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to be sexually aroused and excited (slang term)
Sad Dude 1: I'm so honked
Sad Dude 2: Why?
Sad Dude 1: I just watched Baywatch
Sad Dude 2: Ahhhh
honked by eddie swersh June 4, 2019
A state of drunken foolhardiness.
I was so honked the other night i pissed in my boots.
Honked by HowdeHow March 10, 2004
A cry of despair for the state of the world, which is approaching peak clown status. Often used as a more extreme and nihilistic version of the word fuck.
Things are so honked right now
People who agree with Trump are honked
honked by clownman2000 April 15, 2019
Getting something stolen or getting tricked into buying a useless product.
honked by churchcandleholder December 27, 2010

honked off 

Man, those English dudes are going to be really honked off.
honked off by budgieramone January 15, 2004

honked off your boots 

To be very drunk.
“Aw man, I don’t remember anything from last night.”
“Yeah, you were totally honked off your boots”
honked off your boots by Eating_Rice February 19, 2022