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The state of being completely drained, or so exasperated with somebody to the point that you're just done with them.
Joshua: *tells a joke*
Jean: I'm just too honked to deal with you right now.
Honked by MissedAche May 30, 2019
Words you can keep
to be sexually aroused and excited (slang term)
Sad Dude 1: I'm so honked
Sad Dude 2: Why?
Sad Dude 1: I just watched Baywatch
Sad Dude 2: Ahhhh
honked by eddie swersh June 4, 2019
A state of drunken foolhardiness.
I was so honked the other night i pissed in my boots.
Honked by HowdeHow March 10, 2004
A cry of despair for the state of the world, which is approaching peak clown status. Often used as a more extreme and nihilistic version of the word fuck.
Things are so honked right now
People who agree with Trump are honked
honked by clownman2000 April 15, 2019
Getting something stolen or getting tricked into buying a useless product.
Abby got honked on that worthless used car.
honked by churchcandleholder December 27, 2010

honked off 

Man, those English dudes are going to be really honked off.
honked off by budgieramone January 15, 2004

honked off your boots 

To be very drunk.
“Aw man, I don’t remember anything from last night.”
“Yeah, you were totally honked off your boots
honked off your boots by Eating_Rice February 19, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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