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Ment is basically 'Mental' only shorter, It means to be stupid or act stupid or to see someone acting retarded or "Ment". Ment just basically means you're effing retarded.
" Sami, Are you ment? "

" Those shoes are totally ment. "

" CRYSTAL STOP ACTING MENT. "
Ment by Live4Jesus September 23, 2011
adj. menter, mentest: The condition of being deliberately awkward, stubborn and/or unco-operative/inflexible at an inappropriate time, often governed by mood. Can also be applied to non-living objects such as computers.
Origins - possibly comes from "mean" but there's rumour that "ment" was a seventeenth century dialect word meaning "foul smelling"
A person who is difficult and unco-operative is "ment". A jobsworth is particularly ment, and so is a computer when it decides to crash right at the worst time. Even the weather can be ment: for example it rains when you plan to take the family to the seaside on your day off work.

example: "Hurry up you ment putter!"
ment by DanEvans April 5, 2010
An armenian term used to define the cock sucking sons of bitches that we know as police officers.
ment by Shef February 4, 2005
To describe something or someone that is a special kind of absolutely retarded
The whole men’s tennis team was completely ment.
Ment by Guacamole-Nigga-Penis November 13, 2019
a term to describe when things are generally shitty/crap or just ment
to describe a bad hangover.
i feel ment.
Thats ment.
Ment by Mentious October 1, 2009
A tree with a mint.
We saw a rare ment on our guided tour.