Belcia

A fat french whore: a failire at life: the worst person ever.

Belcia did a guy for a twinkie in French class.

by wendysgirl July 25, 2011

Belgian Lives Matter

A joke movement based off of Black Lives Matter made by the Hearts of Iron 4 youtuber isorrowproductions to help the Belgian people. They are systematically oppressed by at least one half of their country that is so out of touch with the other that they may as well be speaking a different language. (The joke is that the different parts of Belgium speak different languages, which is true) The movement is also against Dutch tourists kidnapping Belgians by luring them into their cars. The Belgians have no clue what a car is because they bike everywhere. The Dutch then do atrocities to the Belgians such as leaving them in a car on a mild day, not one that is too hot. This leaves the Belgian mildly uncomfortable for about 10 minutes. Belgians must be fed waffles, hands from congolese black people, and stimulation to federalize the EU, as it is the first original idea from Belgium since a machine to chop of black peoples' hands.

I bought a Belgian Lives Matter flag from isorrowproductions' sellout merch website.

by HandleBrake12 June 26, 2018

belialize

Technical term for demonic possession. Not even necessarily demonic in nature. Even angels belialize.

I beg of you, if we're going to fuck, at least let me belialize!
If you go head stomping, you better belialize it!
Watch out for those folks, they're a little obsessed with random belializations

by K41n3n February 27, 2017

Belia

1.is a variant of Isabel (Hebrew)-The meaning of Belia is "God's promise".
2.Belia's are spirited or feisty-They are fun, playful and you have this really great banter that makes the day to day normal stuff just a little better.
3.Belia's are witty,sassy, creative, passionate,spiritual and fashionable.
4. Belia's are lifetime friends.

Isa: Belia maybe small, but she's mighty...mighty-feisty.

by 20/20 Hindsight February 7, 2010

Belicia

Hottest female on the face of the earth. She's a sexy girl that can get any guy that she wants. She'll never settle for less. She knows her worth and has high standards. Males become obsessed with her charm and she never fails to get what she wants. Belicia is carefree and wild. Sometimes known to be a little on the short side. Belicia's are also known to be very talented, and succeed in everything they do. They can also be quite dangerous if you mess with them.

"I wish I looked like, Belicia"
"Ahh, don't we all"

"Why can't I be, Belicia?"
"Are you kidding? You'll never have it in you to be as perfect as she is!"

by knownunknown December 20, 2013

Belgian Binoculars

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.

Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

by pseudonomical platypus September 1, 2013

The Belgian Gift

The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.

See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.

Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"

by Joos V. August 10, 2006