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Belgian Lives Matter 

A joke movement based off of Black Lives Matter made by the Hearts of Iron 4 youtuber isorrowproductions to help the Belgian people. They are systematically oppressed by at least one half of their country that is so out of touch with the other that they may as well be speaking a different language. (The joke is that the different parts of Belgium speak different languages, which is true) The movement is also against Dutch tourists kidnapping Belgians by luring them into their cars. The Belgians have no clue what a car is because they bike everywhere. The Dutch then do atrocities to the Belgians such as leaving them in a car on a mild day, not one that is too hot. This leaves the Belgian mildly uncomfortable for about 10 minutes. Belgians must be fed waffles, hands from congolese black people, and stimulation to federalize the EU, as it is the first original idea from Belgium since a machine to chop of black peoples' hands.
I bought a Belgian Lives Matter flag from isorrowproductions' sellout merch website.

belialize 

Technical term for demonic possession. Not even necessarily demonic in nature. Even angels belialize.
I beg of you, if we're going to fuck, at least let me belialize!
If you go head stomping, you better belialize it!
Watch out for those folks, they're a little obsessed with random belializations
belialize by K41n3n February 27, 2017
1.is a variant of Isabel (Hebrew)-The meaning of Belia is "God's promise".
2.Belia's are spirited or feisty-They are fun, playful and you have this really great banter that makes the day to day normal stuff just a little better.
3.Belia's are witty,sassy, creative, passionate,spiritual and fashionable.
4. Belia's are lifetime friends.
Isa: Belia maybe small, but she's mighty...mighty-feisty.
Belia by 20/20 Hindsight February 7, 2010
Hottest female on the face of the earth. She's a sexy girl that can get any guy that she wants. She'll never settle for less. She knows her worth and has high standards. Males become obsessed with her charm and she never fails to get what she wants. Belicia is carefree and wild. Sometimes known to be a little on the short side. Belicia's are also known to be very talented, and succeed in everything they do. They can also be quite dangerous if you mess with them.
"I wish I looked like, Belicia"
"Ahh, don't we all"

"Why can't I be, Belicia?"
"Are you kidding? You'll never have it in you to be as perfect as she is!"
Belicia by knownunknown December 20, 2013

Belgian Binoculars 

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.
Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

The Belgian Gift 

The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.

See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.
Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"
The Belgian Gift by Joos V. August 10, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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