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The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.

It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.
by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008
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It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.


GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!
by squadala!! January 15, 2009
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your giving your guy head next to and ironing board. right before he's about to cum slap his ass with a hot iron on his cheeks.
He wanted me to give him head so i made him a special belgian waffle.
by The 88 July 06, 2008
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N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.
"Oh, there are nuts in this Belgian Waffle. Tasty."
by G.M.H. January 16, 2010
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