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Literally the best person you could ever meet. think of someone that has eternal love to give out, will care for you better than your own parents (basically motherly instincts that they CANNOT control). Now that is a Beketa.
Linnddseigh: omg Jerald is SUCH a beketa don't you think??
Aizshleiegh: IKR I've literally been saying it since the moment i met him, he takes such good care of everyone and is literally the best UGH.
Beketa by worcestershire-sauce November 24, 2021
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baketater 

A meal with a baketater, yummy.
baketater by jpg3 November 14, 2011
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biketard 

Any cyclist who blatantly disregards the safety of nearby pedestrians.
The fraking biketard barely missed us on the sidewalk! I hope we didn't interrupt him while he was texting.
biketard by justlikefrank August 11, 2009

bevetate 

drinking many many beverages (Booze r Beer r both) among friends while chillin, eventually spilling into a drunken state.
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Yo grab some gin.
Bro 1 to Bro 3: Yo grab some womens
Bro 1 to all: We'all gonna bevetate tonight
bevetate by Czarbo November 13, 2007

Beetabega 

1. A genetic cross between a rutabega and a beet 2. Usualy apeals to children who love rudabegas but hate beets.
Beetabega by JKD February 13, 2003
a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce crap honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.
'what the fucks that buzzing in my hair????'
'oh, don't worry. its just a beetard.'
beetard by clevercloggage March 21, 2009
a common word among so9 larbe3 members which indicates someone with a micro penis that is below average who is also a pedophile and a zoophile at the same time.
in other words brahim sghir
bekhta 7way l9tota.
bekhta mabghach y3ti excy ynik.
bekhta na9s.
bekhta by Not Bekhta November 29, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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