JKD's definitions

Beetabega

1. A genetic cross between a rutabega and a beet 2. Usualy apeals to children who love rudabegas but hate beets.

Tim Atkinson

by JKD February 13, 2003

fudge packing

The act of jamming another's FE-Cs back into the digestive system via anal sex

by JKD February 23, 2003

Commander

My homosexual nightmare while I was in the army. My commander fucked me 12 times in the ass and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!

Please! Not in the eye socket Commander!!!

by JKD February 24, 2003

Nitro

Slang term for Nitrogen for those who play paintball.

I am all out of rounds, but I have plenty of nitro.

by JKD February 24, 2003

Fermientation

When a man has had a boner for a long time and starts sweating down there and releases male progesterones. Usualy arouses the oposite sex.

Ever since my penis started fermenting I have been laying women by the dozen.

by JKD February 24, 2003

Progesterone

Bio chemicals released by femal mamals when on there menstral cycal. The chemicals excite the oposite sex and are mainly what cause rapeings by weakminders.

I have been laying men by the dozens since I started my Progesterone cycle.

by JKD February 24, 2003

dry sex

Sexual intercoarse were the femal is naked except for the panties. The man rubs his penis on her untill he cums. 97% safer that penis to vagina intercoarse.

by JKD August 2, 2006