Befounded 

Literally 'To be found'. Used to describe something of wonder and astonishment in its discovery. Particularly in matters of love and poetry.

The admirer writes in his letter to K 'I feel sure we could find one of the greatest somethings ever befounded'

Befounded by Sunveiled January 7, 2012

Befound

Bewilder + Dumbfound
The conjunction of the two words, usually to express double amounts of confusion and astonishment.

"did you just see that moose jump off the cliff?"
"yes, I sure did... and I'm completely befounded!"

"it befounds me how that 20 year old girl can be so smitten with an 8 year old kid!"

Befound by Regina Crazytown March 7, 2008

Befouled Bonathan

The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.

Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”

Befouled Bonathan by LargeDavid April 9, 2021

bumfounded

When you find out she eats mattresses.

bumfounded When I found out she was eating mattresses I was just bunfounded.

bumfounded by maggie757 December 5, 2017

blounded

To go deaf from a loud noise, as if being "blinded" by sound.

The concert was so loud, I was blounded for an hour after.

blounded by Jesse Punch November 29, 2006

Boofounded

To be so incredibly surprised, confused, or astonished by an action, statement, or situation that no other word can describe what you have experienced or heard.

Dude I'm completely boofounded that you actually milked that cat.

Your ignorance boofounds me.

I find subperpendicular vortex's boofounding.

Boofounded by Johnstonson January 4, 2011

befouled

made dirty or foul; "a building befouled with soot"; "breathing air fouled and darkened with factory soot"

"... I made sweet sweet love to the pool table, which I later befouled"

befouled by Niraco September 7, 2005