To be so incredibly surprised, confused, or astonished by an action, statement, or situation that no other word can describe what you have experienced or heard.

Dude I'm completely boofounded that you actually milked that cat.

Your ignorance boofounds me.

I find subperpendicular vortex's boofounding.

Boofounded by Johnstonson January 4, 2011

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Cumfounded

Surprise and astonishment as though one was struck by a load of cum.

Tony was completely cumfounded when Matt came out of the closet.

Cumfounded by Scott Pitt January 21, 2009

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Befounded

Literally 'To be found'. Used to describe something of wonder and astonishment in its discovery. Particularly in matters of love and poetry.

The admirer writes in his letter to K 'I feel sure we could find one of the greatest somethings ever befounded'

Befounded by Sunveiled January 7, 2012

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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