bumfounded

When you find out she eats mattresses.

bumfounded When I found out she was eating mattresses I was just bunfounded.

by maggie757 December 5, 2017

Bumfounded

Its like dumbfounded if you were born before 1980

I'm completely bumfounded that you got a tattoo of a spider on your butthole.

by Duchess81 July 28, 2020

cumfounded

as if struck by cum with astonishment and surprise

Thad stood there cumfounded after Blaine unleashed load all over him.

by Parker Waite January 11, 2009

Boofounded

To be so incredibly surprised, confused, or astonished by an action, statement, or situation that no other word can describe what you have experienced or heard.

Dude I'm completely boofounded that you actually milked that cat.

Your ignorance boofounds me.

I find subperpendicular vortex's boofounding.

by Johnstonson January 4, 2011

Cumfounded

Surprise and astonishment as though one was struck by a load of cum.

Tony was completely cumfounded when Matt came out of the closet.

by Scott Pitt January 21, 2009

Befounded

Literally 'To be found'. Used to describe something of wonder and astonishment in its discovery. Particularly in matters of love and poetry.

The admirer writes in his letter to K 'I feel sure we could find one of the greatest somethings ever befounded'

by Sunveiled January 7, 2012