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Bumfounded

Its like dumbfounded if you were born before 1980
I'm completely bumfounded that you got a tattoo of a spider on your butthole.
Bumfounded by Duchess81 July 28, 2020
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cumfounded 

as if struck by cum with astonishment and surprise
Thad stood there cumfounded after Blaine unleashed load all over him.
cumfounded by Parker Waite January 11, 2009

Boofounded

To be so incredibly surprised, confused, or astonished by an action, statement, or situation that no other word can describe what you have experienced or heard.
Dude I'm completely boofounded that you actually milked that cat.

Your ignorance boofounds me.

I find subperpendicular vortex's boofounding.
Boofounded by Johnstonson January 4, 2011

Cumfounded 

Surprise and astonishment as though one was struck by a load of cum.
Tony was completely cumfounded when Matt came out of the closet.
Cumfounded by Scott Pitt January 21, 2009

Befounded 

Literally 'To be found'. Used to describe something of wonder and astonishment in its discovery. Particularly in matters of love and poetry.
The admirer writes in his letter to K 'I feel sure we could find one of the greatest somethings ever befounded'
Befounded by Sunveiled January 7, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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