Boofounded

To be so incredibly surprised, confused, or astonished by an action, statement, or situation that no other word can describe what you have experienced or heard.

Dude I'm completely boofounded that you actually milked that cat.

Your ignorance boofounds me.

I find subperpendicular vortex's boofounding.

Boofounded by Johnstonson January 4, 2011

bumfounded

When you find out she eats mattresses.

bumfounded When I found out she was eating mattresses I was just bunfounded.

bumfounded by maggie757 December 5, 2017

Befounded 

Literally 'To be found'. Used to describe something of wonder and astonishment in its discovery. Particularly in matters of love and poetry.

The admirer writes in his letter to K 'I feel sure we could find one of the greatest somethings ever befounded'

Befounded by Sunveiled January 7, 2012

Bumfounded

Its like dumbfounded if you were born before 1980

I'm completely bumfounded that you got a tattoo of a spider on your butthole.

Bumfounded by Duchess81 July 28, 2020