Befound

Bewilder + Dumbfound
The conjunction of the two words, usually to express double amounts of confusion and astonishment.

"did you just see that moose jump off the cliff?"
"yes, I sure did... and I'm completely befounded!"

"it befounds me how that 20 year old girl can be so smitten with an 8 year old kid!"

Befound by Regina Crazytown March 7, 2008

Randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame 

Which is what I have done just now. I feel a bit more human.

Person 1: On Urban Dictionary, I put a ploppymoppy definition in.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: I hope I'll be the next Numa Numa, Leeroy Jenkins or Stolen Sidekick guy.

Person 2: So basically you are randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame?

Person 1: Yeah.

Person 2: You know that'll probably never get past the editors, dude.

Person 1: I know, I know.

*looks up at the sky and sheds a tear*

Randomly making up a word in hope of finding some sort of never to be found fame by Antony August 10, 2006

Befundled 

Flabbergasted, or Not Knowing What Your Talking About.

Confused.

My parents were befundled about what my sister was saying through the wall.

Befundled by JGS Jr. September 20, 2009

Befundled 

The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males

Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!

Befundled by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022

Befund

1. To care, or be concerned with.

2. A word you use in place of song lyrics that you don't know instead of shutting up and actually listening to the song.

Ross: (singing George Thorogood) " That don't befund me, long as I get my money by next Friday"

Ben: "You're a moron."

Befund by Ben Creepy January 8, 2012

Befounded 

Literally 'To be found'. Used to describe something of wonder and astonishment in its discovery. Particularly in matters of love and poetry.

The admirer writes in his letter to K 'I feel sure we could find one of the greatest somethings ever befounded'

Befounded by Sunveiled January 7, 2012

befondled 

To be surprisingly fondled in the genital area or region.

I gave that fat girl a hug and she befondled me

befondled by Hooligan DZ November 9, 2013