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Battledads

40 year old dads who play battlefield on 60 inch costco TVs and a console their wife gifted them for Christmas. Battledads have 1-2 hours of playtime a week because of their miserable blue collar lifestyle. They tend to make dumb accusations of streamers and good players of being alleged cheats on facebook or even on instagram comments. They play the game mainly by crouch walking or in a very tactical manner because they watched American sniper or Jarhead once.
Battledads are tech illiterate console morons who sucks at fps games
by Casuals October 16, 2025
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Battledad

Long-time fans of the Battlefield video game franchise (usually guys who played early titles like 1942) who are now older men with families, busy schedules, etc. They are often resistant to new releases straying too far from the classic franchise formula, and get made fun of by younger fans because of this.
"The maps in Battlefield 6 are too small and chaotic. How did we go from Battlefield 3's maps to this?"
"The maps are fine, you're just a washed-up battledad."
by YourAHarryWizard December 9, 2025
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