Battledads

40 year old dads who play battlefield on 60 inch costco TVs and a console their wife gifted them for Christmas. Battledads have 1-2 hours of playtime a week because of their miserable blue collar lifestyle. They tend to make dumb accusations of streamers and good players of being alleged cheats on facebook or even on instagram comments. They play the game mainly by crouch walking or in a very tactical manner because they watched American sniper or Jarhead once.

Battledads are tech illiterate console morons who sucks at fps games

Battledads by Casuals October 16, 2025

Fortnite Battlepass 

Fortnite Battlepass:

The quickest way to get your mum's bank account into negative figures.

Only Archies' are clapped enough to buy the Fortnite battle pass

John: "Have you heard about the new alrighty battle pass on Fortnite?"
Terry: "Yea, I heard Archie already maxed the Fortnite Battlepass out just to get the new avengers iron man skin"

Fortnite Battlepass by HaRdAsKnUcKlEsXd October 6, 2020

Battlelands, battlelands?

A phrase you say to someone if you don't know the answer to a question or didn't even understand the question in the first place.

Person1: Hey do you know what Minecraft is?
Person 2: Battlelands, battlelands?

Battlelands, battlelands? by Heinze Doofenshmirtz June 11, 2019

Fortnite Battlepass 

I just shit out my ass! the funny haha tiktok song thing

It's me or the ps5 blah blah blah fortnite battlepass i just shit out my ass booted up my pc cuz i need need to get that fortnite battlepass! i like fortnite did i mention fortnite! i like fortnite, it's night time. i mean it's 5 o'clock thats basically night time! you all remember cartoon network adventure time!!!!!

Fortnite Battlepass by better qwintuples March 21, 2022

battledash 

Battledash is an epic Minecraft gamer and pro fortnite haxor. He is notorious for altering the audio files in pleasant park causing the whole game to go into unscheduled downtime. He also got hacked by MagmaReef once. That was pretty cool. He has a YouTube channel go subscribe or he will hack you. They call him motha fudgin Jensen Snowwwwwwww

Landon: Yo Battledash can you come up with a vid idea so I can get views?
Battledash: Yea sure here you go. And here is some clickbait titles, now go make Luke edit this in your basement for 8 hours.

battledash by burhbillg September 3, 2019

Battleasya 

It is a server which is hosted in Philippines, that has shitty anticheat
and corrupted staffs. Some players are racist and homophobic.

"battleasya is kinda gay" - xenium(low)

Battleasya by vladimirbelsky March 12, 2022

battletoads 

Popular subject of prank calls to electronics stores, such as best buy, gamestop and wal-mart, started on 4chan.

Callers frequently substitute battletoads with other synonyms such as reptilewars and amphibious holocaust to see if the store worker gets the reference.

WM: Hello this is Quanisha at your local 24-hour Walmart no we do not have Battletoads how may I help you?
caller: BATTLETOADS!?!?!?
WM: *click*

battletoads by SwanyZOMG December 9, 2007