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beefhead 

A casual, yet effective insult to a person antagonizing, criticizing or making fun of you.
A person that is sassing you.
A person stealing your thunder.
synonymous with idiot, beefcake, wiener, butthead, etc.
That beefhead is ridiculous, all yellin at the referee!

Oh no, that beefhead took all of the vanilla pudding.
beefhead by ssg44 September 12, 2011

Beefhead 

The term used to descibe someone with a fucking huge forehead. The term oftern referres to Julien Lescott (Who has the fattest beefiest forehead anyone has even seen, it's fucking abnormal, I would check that beast out if I were you) Otherwise known as a meathead or a fucking dockoff forehead.
Oi lad, you seen the size of that kids Beefhead?'' *Points at Lescott* ''Fuck that's huuuuuuuge, that's a head and a half right there son!

Beerhead 

A dude who's just fuckin' druunk all the time. Does drunk jocks things and looks stupid.
Yo that dude is such a beerhead, he drank a six pack for breakfast and is doing kegstands for lunch. Now he's trying to half-cab over that little kid. Fuckin' druuuunk!
Beerhead by DibblyWibbly October 27, 2005

belthead 

a word that sounds like a racial slur but it isn't
"You're a fucking belthead"

Mongo Beefhead

A mongo is a woman with a hideous body but nice face.
A beefhead is the opposite, being blessed with the body of a supermodel, but the features of a disabled gorilla after a particularly nasty car crash in which the airbag failed to deploy.
A combination of the two, mongo beefhead, is obvious.
Beefheads are the worst, because they can look nice from the back. Which can prove embarassing should you point her out to your friends, only for them to laugh when she turns round and they see her deformed visage.

See also Tip Drill
"Dude, check her out."
"Eww no way, definite beefhead. Only if she puts a bag over her head"
Mongo Beefhead by ?? March 23, 2004

beefhead 

variant of meathead, but with the bovine provlivity of standing around blinking stupidly when any word of more than one syllable is spoken to them. Beefheads are also more heavily built than meathead. Academics are currently devising a standardised physiological test which will be able to identify which football players are meatheads and which qualify as beefheads
beefhead by M May 16, 2003
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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