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Beetardio 

Dude, you're such a beetardio
Beetardio by TArrence+PHILLIP September 26, 2003
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Trentonious Beardious Maximus 

To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.
OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.
a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce crap honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.
'what the fucks that buzzing in my hair????'
'oh, don't worry. its just a beetard.'
beetard by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

bastardious 

Adjective

A thing that...um...is a...uhhh..a bastard.
That damn vladislav, I was about to give him permissions before he left, that bastardious guy.
bastardious by balag12 April 10, 2017
A person obsessed with the film Bee Movie. Basically, this person knows the entire movie front to back, knows the entire script by heart, and can usually be found posting memes of the movie on the internet or social media, or YTP videos of the movie on Youtube.
Charles: "Hey Phil, check out this video of this penguin on water skis!!"

Phil: " Just a sec, i'm watching this new Bee Movie YTP video.

Charles: "ANOTHER Bee Movie video?!! Dude, you watch that movie like every other day!!! You're such a Beetard, man!!!!"
Beetard by CrowleyCreeper88 October 30, 2019
Someone who goes apeshit and starts running around flailing at a flying insect.
Eddie stop being a beetard, it's a gnat.
Beetard by imntworthy May 30, 2010

bastardio 

Well basically a phycho called Samantha who’s a right mug
Samantha is a bastardio
bastardio by Hahahahahahohaha May 11, 2018
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