bastardious 

Adjective

A thing that...um...is a...uhhh..a bastard.

That damn vladislav, I was about to give him permissions before he left, that bastardious guy.

bastardious by balag12 April 10, 2017

basterdous 

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

basterdous by Knaveish April 18, 2005

Bastardous

(adj): Describes any action indicative of a bastard.

Not to be confused with the noun tense Bastardice.

Synonymous to Bastardly.

"Dude, you just tried to sneak a block lead into my coffee.....what a Bastardous thing to do."

Bastardous by DuexTres March 31, 2009

bastarditude

The state or quality of being a bastard.

(Pronounced bas-TARD-ih-tude.)

From the webcomic Treading Ground.

You have no idea the depths of my bastarditude.

bastarditude by Nick Wright August 12, 2006

Bastardaciousness  

to be a bastard with such flair that people cannot help but admire you.

Kyle, showing a level bastardaciousness he didn't know he possessed, refused to have any of Chloe's milkshake. Even though it was better than everyone else's.

Bastardaciousness by slitterpuff February 28, 2009

bastardous

the act of being a bastard.

ex) BJ didn't call me back on that bag. He is being bastardous.

bastardous by ~The Bastard~ January 5, 2009

Baldeus Bastardus 

Latin for Bald Bastard.

When said fast, you can call someone a bald bastard to their face without them knowing.

A phrase first used by the Ancient Greeks.

'Fuck me! Put your hat back on. I can't see for the sun bouncing off your head'.

'Fuck you!'

'No fuck you! You Baldeus Bastardus'

Baldeus Bastardus by Plaggy Terry April 19, 2014