bastardious

Adjective

A thing that...um...is a...uhhh..a bastard.
That damn vladislav, I was about to give him permissions before he left, that bastardious guy.
by balag12 April 10, 2017
mugGet the bastardiousmug.

bastardy

Descibes someone or something that is like a bastard.
When a kitten has diarrhea all over the floor several times a day, one might say, "Dexter, you are such a bastardy kitten."
by Dexter's owner January 10, 2004
mugGet the bastardymug.