Beesome

A bee aiding in the coitus between two plants, aka pollination, which resembles a threesome in the human population.

"Look! A beesome is taking place amongst the lupins behind the big green dumpster!"

by Whiskythecat July 15, 2023

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when 2 or more friends share a public restroom with only one toilet

andrew, bob, and beau had a breesome at the el pollo loco bathroom andrew went in the trashcan, bob went in the sink and beau went in the toilet

by illinoisfunnyguy February 22, 2011

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Beerometer

An internal instinctual device that one uses to determine the amount of beer left ion a partially consumed keg.

My Beerometer tells me there are 227 ounces of beer left in this keg.

by Derange-O March 9, 2015

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A sexual encounter involving 3 drunken males fully clothed except shirts who are pleasuring a red headed vixen wearing naught but a thong (which will be removed as the bleesome evolves). The males take turns (one at each nip, the 3rd at the pootang. A switch is called. One male must exit in revulsion due to another whipping out his uncircumsized penis. The other two perform the switch. A bleesome must be interrupted by the entrance of a jew in boxers.
REQUIREMENTS: dudes must be mad wasted
WARNING: may result in commitment issues

hey did you hear about the bleesome last night?

by alex slavin December 26, 2003

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A bleesome occurs when one cockthirsty blee giving cumguzzler invites one butters, one timmy B and one shamefully shy bubanya to insert their penises into an orifice of their choice at the same time. Unfortunately, one of the blee normally gets freaked and leaves as do the others when a red sea pedestrian shown up to join in on the bleetivities.

Hey guys, wanna have a bleesome?

by yeah right! December 26, 2003

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