A sexual encounter involving 3 drunken males fully clothed except shirts who are pleasuring a red headed vixen wearing naught but a thong (which will be removed as the bleesome evolves). The males take turns (one at each nip, the 3rd at the pootang. A switch is called. One male must exit in revulsion due to another whipping out his uncircumsized penis. The other two perform the switch. A bleesome must be interrupted by the entrance of a jew in boxers.
REQUIREMENTS: dudes must be madwasted WARNING: may result in commitment issues
A bleesome occurs when one cockthirsty blee giving cumguzzler invites one butters, one timmy B and one shamefully shy bubanya to insert their penises into an orifice of their choice at the same time. Unfortunately, one of the blee normally gets freaked and leaves as do the others when a red sea pedestrian shown up to join in on the bleetivities.
A situation where three consenting adults gather together and eat cheese, often with bread, crackers and salami. Adding wine can raise it to an almost sexual experience.
Jo: “Have you ever had a threesome?”
Ben: “No, but I have had several briesomes. They were amazing!”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.