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bleesome 

A sexual encounter involving 3 drunken males fully clothed except shirts who are pleasuring a red headed vixen wearing naught but a thong (which will be removed as the bleesome evolves). The males take turns (one at each nip, the 3rd at the pootang. A switch is called. One male must exit in revulsion due to another whipping out his uncircumsized penis. The other two perform the switch. A bleesome must be interrupted by the entrance of a jew in boxers.
REQUIREMENTS: dudes must be mad wasted
WARNING: may result in commitment issues
hey did you hear about the bleesome last night?
bleesome by alex slavin December 26, 2003
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bleesome 

A bleesome occurs when one cockthirsty blee giving cumguzzler invites one butters, one timmy B and one shamefully shy bubanya to insert their penises into an orifice of their choice at the same time. Unfortunately, one of the blee normally gets freaked and leaves as do the others when a red sea pedestrian shown up to join in on the bleetivities.
Hey guys, wanna have a bleesome?
bleesome by yeah right! December 26, 2003
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breesome 

when 2 or more friends share a public restroom with only one toilet
andrew, bob, and beau had a breesome at the el pollo loco bathroom andrew went in the trashcan, bob went in the sink and beau went in the toilet
breesome by illinoisfunnyguy February 22, 2011

breesome 

the bromance that exists between three guys.
hunter, cary and tuan were never without each other -- totally a breesome.
breesome by tigerpaw2013 September 6, 2011
A bee aiding in the coitus between two plants, aka pollination, which resembles a threesome in the human population.
"Look! A beesome is taking place amongst the lupins behind the big green dumpster!"
Beesome by Whiskythecat July 15, 2023
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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