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beesmer

BEESMER's have the biggest dicks ever and the most attractive male around town.
Man that beesmer is hawt
by Cade bees November 16, 2016
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The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!
by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019
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Beemer Bitch

a hot sexy bitch who drives a beemer.
Everyone stops and stares when the beemer bitch drives by.
by DSmf September 10, 2007
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Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a beemer

Famous catchphrase from the 2006 film Cars. This sentence is pronounced by the main character of the film Lightning McQueen many times during the film, to kinda hype himself up.
*mcqueen does an epic drift on the dirty section of the track*
Hudson Hornet: Float like a Cadillac
Lighning McQueen: Sting like a beemer!
(float like a cadillac, sting like a beemer)
by wetpenis90210 May 9, 2021
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beemer

Name for a motorcycle by the manufacturer BMW.
Often confused with bimmer, what is the name for cars by the same manufacturer.
The BMW R 1200 C is a beemer.
by Rasputin da basemachine August 26, 2004
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beermergency

When the beer supply in any type of social drinking situation becomes critically low, and replenishment is either impossible or extremely dificult. Thus creating a major buzzkill. Symptoms of a beermergency may include, panic, chaos, premature sobriety and all the girls/guys at the party becoming ugly again.
When we realized that we were critically low on beer, we knew we had a real beermergency on our hands.
by Woody Wood December 10, 2006
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beemer

A common misspelling of the nickname bimmer for BMWs.
1: "I wish I had a beemer!"
2: "It's bimmer, you idiot."
by rsx May 2, 2004
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