Beerometer
An internal instinctual device that one uses to determine the amount of beer left ion a partially consumed keg.
Beerometer by Derange-O March 9, 2015
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Best Barometer
This is a synonym for a penis in porn films. It is derived from the ability of an experienced penis and its experienced user to determine the suitability of a vagina, breast, anus or in fact any other body part for fucking or coital relations.
Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
Typically the barometer functions by being slapped or thrust vigorously through or against the body part under test.
Best Barometer by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
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Beerometer • beverometer • brometer • barometer • barometer poop • beerametric • bonerometer • brorometer • burrometer • anal barometer
Shit Barometer
Instrument used to measure the shit pressure in the atmosphere. Used to anticipate a shit storm and potential influx of shit hawks; whom may either spread their shit or swoop down and take humans away to the shit nest.
"Do you know what a shit barometer is bubs?" "It measures the shit pressure in the atmosphere" "Your ears will implode from the shit pressure"
Shit Barometer by Stall101 October 29, 2009
brorometer
Vicki: Man, Jordan and Dave have a really intense bromance.
Felicity: Definitely high on the brorometer.
Felicity: Definitely high on the brorometer.
brorometer by BromanceLover69 September 21, 2009
brometer
off the brorometer
Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.
off the brorometer by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009
barometer poop
When dropping barometric pressure creates a pressure differential between the inside of one's intestines and the atmosphere, resulting in the urge to poop.
barometer poop by nonfish September 29, 2014
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Pee Calculus
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