Definitions by Derange-O

Beerometer 

An internal instinctual device that one uses to determine the amount of beer left ion a partially consumed keg.

My Beerometer tells me there are 227 ounces of beer left in this keg.

Beerometer by Derange-O March 9, 2015

throne gnome 

Not to be mistaken for the Golden Deuce, the Throne Gnome is a turd that sits alone in the toilet, in the absence of toilet paper. This differs from the Golden Deuce in that toilet paper was indeed required, but was deposited elsewhere so as to imply that no toilet paper was used. Typically, this garners a much grander response when the turd is enormous, semi-soft, or both. Bonus points are awarded for floaters.

Man, I just went to drop a deuce, and there was a throne gnome in the toilet.

throne gnome by Derange-O October 5, 2013