Beernevolence 

the increasing desire to pay for others' drinks as one gets drunk

By the end of the night, his beernevolence had him buying rounds for the whole pub.

Beernevolence by Civixen March 9, 2008

benevolence 

an inclination to be kind and helpful or generous

the man gave the dog a treat

benevolence by dog December 8, 2003

benevolence 

(buh-nev-uh-luhns)

1. desire to do good to others; goodwill; charitableness.

2. an act of kindness; a charitable gift.

1. The man acted with benevolence toward the homeless.

2. The woman gave the starving dog some food.

benevolence by lovehorses94 October 17, 2008

Benevolence 

The Act Of Allowing A Debt To Be Repaid Over Time Through An Exchange Of Reduced Prices.

He has given me some Benevolence on my crack debt

Benevolence by Jim Beans slow Brother Garth February 18, 2011

Secondary Benevolence

A sadly common by-product in our society: Good deeds are done, but not by your friendly neighbourhood Samaritan...these benevolent acts, though possibly benefiting the intended benefactor, are in fact selfish acts; the primary reason and REAL intention behind the act is to improve the status/image/reputation of the person committing them, the "benefactor". Their primary reason in being benevolent is to increase their own image in the eyes of others; the benevolence is secondary to them, an added bonus.

Adele wants to be recognised in the community. She wants fodder for facebook posts and tweets, to be able to post how much she is doing for the community, and why can't more people be like her, LOOK at ME, LOOK at ME!! All this, so that she can in turn receive countless posts on her wall, exclaiming how great she is, how much she does for the community, how more people should, indeed, be like her. She creates a fundraising event for 'insert community project here' and proceeds to collect some monies for said charity. Monies are collected and donated, all in the public domain, and the charity benefits, but the primary intention of this benefactor was improving self-image, and benevolence was secondary - secondary benevolence.

Secondary Benevolence by calidomo January 14, 2014

salty benevolence 

The good deed of sharing male ejaculate with a worthy female partner in an act of the purest charity.

Bill: Dude I came all over Angie's tits and she loved it.
Matt: She sees the true beauty of your salty benevolence

salty benevolence by murphquake August 20, 2009

Benevolence 

"For you to be free you need to be constrained." "I'm a neuroscientust" "I'm an evolutionary biologist."

Hym "Hey! Look at that! Jesus accused them of the same thing I accused YOU of doing! I'm like a Jesus! Pretend that isn't why I'm not being given credit. Seriously! And isn't THAT how you've framed YOURSELF!? A Martyr for free speech? I never did that! I actually EXPLICITLY quoted MasterShake from Aqua Team Hunger Force (The most narcissistic character in the history of television) in saying that 'I'm about ME' and that 'I care only about 1 thing (the thing that people are doing to me)' I've never misrepresented myself at all. Ever. And told the complete truth about myself. Me taking the time to appeal to what little reason you're capable of is an act of shear benevolence. I could have just hammered a retard. Probably should have. But, alas... You're not making a great case for yourself."

Benevolence by Hym Iam March 6, 2024