Definitions by murphquake

Matthew McConaughey 

Appearing to be a good actor by being in good movies without actually being a good actor

Tom Cruise is a Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey by MurphQuake February 4, 2014

salty benevolence 

The good deed of sharing male ejaculate with a worthy female partner in an act of the purest charity.

Bill: Dude I came all over Angie's tits and she loved it.
Matt: She sees the true beauty of your salty benevolence

salty benevolence by murphquake August 20, 2009

douchettraction

The tendency to be attracted almost solely to complete douchebags. The Douchettracted has suffered greatly because of this disease yet makes no change in their station in life. Douchettraction is thought to be 100% fatal to human beings.

WTF, over. Has your Douchettraction reached a new low? This guy is a complete douchebag but until you realized the depths of his douchebaggery you had no interest in him. You need professional help.

douchettraction by murphquake July 31, 2009