Civixen's definitions

Memeburger

An internet meme that catches on

Within hours of the original joke, everybody had riffed on it and added a topping to the memeburger.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

Mallionaire

one who only seems rich by local mallgoer standards; a toy or poser

That mallionaire wants the kids back home to think he's such a baller, but if you look closely, his roll of bills is nothin' but coupons.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

Procraftstinating

making stuff in order to avoid working

She's got a paper due tomorrow, so naturally she's been procraftstinating all day and made tons of cute stuff.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

Doucheterrent

something that keeps douchebags away

I can't believe those creeps left us alone. You're quite an effective doucheterrent.

by Civixen March 11, 2008

Shish-keboob

the act of being painfully poked in the breast by an underwire that has emerged from one’s bra fabric

Ow! Shish-keboob! That does it - this bra is going in the garbage.

by Civixen March 7, 2008

Beernevolence

the increasing desire to pay for others' drinks as one gets drunk

By the end of the night, his beernevolence had him buying rounds for the whole pub.

by Civixen March 9, 2008

Dykic

someone whose gaydar is particularly attuned to lesbians

I'm a pretty good dykic, and I'm telling you, I don't think she turned you down because she has a boyfriend.

by Civixen March 9, 2008