Doucheterrent

something that keeps douchebags away

I can't believe those creeps left us alone. You're quite an effective doucheterrent.

by Civixen March 11, 2008

Diablocoder

A blog slang glossary

Her slang is so dense, I need to get out my Diablocoder.

by Civixen March 07, 2008

Shish-keboob

the act of being painfully poked in the breast by an underwire that has emerged from one’s bra fabric

Ow! Shish-keboob! That does it - this bra is going in the garbage.

by Civixen March 07, 2008

Procraftstinating

making stuff in order to avoid working

She's got a paper due tomorrow, so naturally she's been procraftstinating all day and made tons of cute stuff.

by Civixen March 09, 2008

Congratslyfun

interjection used upon receiving good news

"Hey Jades, I just got a wicked new job with a really hot boss!"
"Oooh, congratslyfun!!"

by Civixen March 09, 2008

horrilliant

horrifyingly brilliant; disgustingly impressive

He has a 'dark gift' for Photoshop and makes some truly horrilliant images.

by Civixen March 09, 2008

Dykic

someone whose gaydar is particularly attuned to lesbians

I'm a pretty good dykic, and I'm telling you, I don't think she turned you down because she has a boyfriend.

by Civixen March 09, 2008