Definitions by Civixen

Doucheterrent

something that keeps douchebags away

I can't believe those creeps left us alone. You're quite an effective doucheterrent.

Doucheterrent by Civixen March 11, 2008

Procraftstinating 

making stuff in order to avoid working

She's got a paper due tomorrow, so naturally she's been procraftstinating all day and made tons of cute stuff.

Procraftstinating by Civixen March 9, 2008

Memeburger

An internet meme that catches on

Within hours of the original joke, everybody had riffed on it and added a topping to the memeburger.

Memeburger by Civixen March 9, 2008

Mellencamp 

The opposite of a cougar

That lady's too young and hot to be a cougar; she's still a Mellencamp.

Mellencamp by Civixen March 9, 2008

Mallionaire

one who only seems rich by local mallgoer standards; a toy or poser

That mallionaire wants the kids back home to think he's such a baller, but if you look closely, his roll of bills is nothin' but coupons.

Mallionaire by Civixen March 9, 2008

Dykic 

someone whose gaydar is particularly attuned to lesbians

I'm a pretty good dykic, and I'm telling you, I don't think she turned you down because she has a boyfriend.

Dykic by Civixen March 9, 2008

Doucheberg 

lameness of Titanic proportions

The way he dresses is really just the tip of the doucheberg.

Doucheberg by Civixen March 9, 2008