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Beetledick 

When your friend calls you while you’re masturbating using your phone to watch porn.
God damn it Ben, why you gotta keep beetledicking me every time I jack off.
Beetledick by Mega Dong December 23, 2017
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1. To get very wasted by the consumption of drugs

2. The act of having sexual intercourse
1. Were you drunk last night bob? I was absolutely Beetled!!

2. What happened to you last night Dave? i went back to my bit and Beetled that wee bird i was chattin up!
beetled by Jabberjaw07 November 3, 2007
Where someone is 'beesled' out of their mind, under the influence of weed and/or alcohol. You have to be really mashed to be categorised as beesled.
Yeah man, I'm beesled to. Sick.
beesled by Pure Drama August 1, 2011

Dung Beetled 

When you and a friend bareback tag team a cheap hooker in Vegas.
Flanny and Bernie dung beetled the fuck outta that hooker last weekend!
Dung Beetled by Kennedy19 June 13, 2011

Dung Beeple 

The "Dung Beeple" is a Crypto Turd Artist who designs and/or creates Non Fungible Tokens (NFTs) that resemble turds. When these NFTurds are exceptionally and skillfully made, the artist is often compared to the American Digital Artist known as "Beeple" (Mike Winkelmann) as a form of pun to convey a double meaning or produce a humorous effect with the turd collecting insect known as the Dung Beatle.

"Dung Beeple" is considered a homophone (not to be confused with homophobe).
The American Crypto Artist GrumpyMonkey is so talented they are considered the next Dung Beeple of NFTurd digital arts.
Dung Beeple by CryptoTurdZ December 15, 2021
One who plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 obsessively. Although he owns a copy of COD: Black Ops, he insists on playing MW2. He says it's a better game, but we all know it's because he can't get a kill without one man army noob tubing.

Must be party leader at all times. Has to have it his way or no way. His extreme racist comments used to be funny, but now it's just annoying. Will whine, sob, and curl up in a corner if he doesn't have his way.

Typically muted by other players who cross his path. People find that his opinions are of no importance, while he views himself as a divine entity.
yeah he's a real Beetledad
Beetledad by Paybackisgreat February 21, 2011
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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