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Beemish

A paranormal Lebanese monster of unknown origins, who can come into your dreams and cause a nightmare.

Physical attacks causing grievous injury/amputation or death after waking up are rare, but can occur, mostly to children, especially those on the Autism spectrum.

Little is known about this entity due to sightings being extremely rare and usually brushed off as a hallucination.
One is not likely to encounter the being more than once, however If seen a second time, seek help immediately.
A family member has be talking about this "Beemish" thing lately and has me concerned as I have had a similar experience in the same house. What should I do?
by JuffusHuffus September 30, 2020
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Beamish

Referring to an epic gamer that beams people often
Have you seen Mic hail he is beamish
by Beamishman April 24, 2022
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cum blemish

A mark or stain left on clothing or bed sheets after sex.
I noticed that Miley Cyrus had a large cum blemish on her dress last night when i watched The Voice on TV.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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beenish

the best human possible best girl possible and best companion possible. they are either very beautiful or very beautiful its one of those two. so fashionable and even when they dress casual they still look amazing. if u get one keep her cause a beenish is a rare blessing. people named beenish are just the best simple as that
this beenish is all you'll need
by the beenish lover March 9, 2021
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beenish

the cutest sexiest girl ever. she classy in the streets but freaky in the sheets. they lute cute in glasses but for some reason prefer contact lenses smh. if the world was made of beenish's the world would be a better place. sadly not everyone is a beenish only a select few can have one. if u have a beenish go play the lotto cause you are a lucky man.
this beenish's be flawless
by the beenish lover February 18, 2021
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The Beamish Special

When one is to take advantage of a slightly challenged person. Then to take "advantage" of that individual.Weird faces are then made.
Hey what did you do last night with that yound lady
" i ran the Beamish special on her".
by Doctor Phil Mybumm March 15, 2009
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Beamish

1. Wearer of Mickey Mouse polo shirts, undersized dress shirts, extremely
small dress shirts, and shirts so inordinately tight one can still manage to
see the imprint of the jovial talking mouse on his chest days later.

2. A name so infamous, that when faced with the statement "I'm in the GH band."
the only response ever heard uttered has been "Damn that sucks." Band director of
Green Hope High School in Cary, NC, there are 4 different degrees of application of the number 40/3 to this name. It is the ratio of square centimeters of
headspace to hairs on his head, as well as the ratio of younger females to
older females hes hit on throughout the past few years of his
life. Thirdly, 40/3 also
represents the the ratio of discouraging to encouraging words spoken to my friends and I throughout our high school venture (and thats being generous). Finally, and oddly enough, take away the / and it is actually his last recorded weight in lbs. Go figure.

3. See "arrogant"
4. See "cocky"
5. See "completely absorbed in oneself"
6. See "Ego the size of Asia"
7. See "Adolf Hitler", "Humpty Dumpty","Napolean Bonaparte", and "That Queer Purple Teletubbie That I Swear Carried Around a Friggin Purse." Combine them all together into a tyrannical, homosexual, bald, rotund man and it yeilds the basic premise of the kind of man we deal with on a day to day basis. (Many of you are wondering how Napolean Bonaparte plays into this description. Take this as you will... An anatomical extremity of Napolean's is on display within the Smithsonian Museum. It is measured at 1.4" give or take.)
8. See "God carelessly let the Arch Angel of Special-Ed take control of the human making process while He took a vacation to Barbados when this man was concieved."
Did you know that music, what Beamish "teaches," is also what Satan's angelic talent was before he was thrown out of heaven? Coincidence? I think not.
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