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Benish Fountain
Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
Benish Fountain by byron523 April 12, 2009
Benish
The prettiest girl out there, inside and out. The moon gets jealous of her beautiful face. Her lashes brush me away, the bowed brows that have sent an arrow towards this heart, her eyes filled life, the wavy hair that looks better than the waves of the ocean, the sweet smile, the clear heart, and with a wit that makes your jaw drop. Far or near, she will always be near the heart.
I love Benish
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beefsheets by Cardinal September 17, 2004
beenish
the best human possible best girl possible and best companion possible. they are either very beautiful or very beautiful its one of those two. so fashionable and even when they dress casual they still look amazing. if u get one keep her cause a beenish is a rare blessing. people named beenish are just the best simple as that
beenish by the beenish lover March 9, 2021
Beeshaan
A different word for bitch. The word originated from the ALI sisters. But is now used by many around the world .
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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