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When you have an erection and it goes down or soft straight away.
He had a badwood situation when trying to please his girlfriend in the bedroom.
badwood by Nless7 July 4, 2016
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n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...
Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;

Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!

Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
Bedwood by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020
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Badoodle 

The term used on RuneScape invented by RuneShark randomly to recieve unique drops and other good stuff. Still based on luck, but still very commonly used.
Badoodle! ''You recieved 1x rare item''
Badoodle by Hakpet June 4, 2012

Badoodoodoo 

The call of the NerdFighters popularized by Nerimon
Hank Green! BADOODOODOO!

Badoodlewacky 

People who think something is not as funny as it should be.
In reference to a Jake & Amir sketch:

"Count me in the all "give-me-back-the-old-J&A-y'all" badoodlewacky"

OR

I'm not a badoodlewacker like you, I think that they're still funny as shiatzoo.
Badoodlewacky by WilliamWin November 22, 2010

Badoodoodoo 

Badoodoodoo - The call of the Nerdfighters! When something happy or celebratory happens, 'badoodoodoo!' can be called out to show excitement, appreciation, happiness, triumph, etc. Started by Nerimon of Youtube, & favorited by The Vlogbrothers (also of Youtube).
Charlie: Oh man, that was a great concert!
Alex: Yeah it was, badoodoodoo!!

Christina: Damn, where are my keys?
Becky: Oh, here they are, I found them!
Christina: Thanks, badoodoodoo!

Badoodoodoo by Nermifighter April 10, 2009
A situation that seems strange and exotic since it has 2 different qualities. Badrood (City located near Kashan and Isfahan)is the only spot in Iran where Mountain(Karkas Mt) and Desert are lie just a 15-minute drive apart which creates such a savage paradox.
Hoji : you've been always meaning to have it both ways
Jack : don't be mean

Hoji : cmon,it aint Badrood
Badrood by Hojatkermani June 24, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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