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badwood

When you have an erection and it goes down or soft straight away.
He had a badwood situation when trying to please his girlfriend in the bedroom.
by Nless7 July 4, 2016
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Bedwood

n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...
Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;

Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!

Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020
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Badoodle

The term used on RuneScape invented by RuneShark randomly to recieve unique drops and other good stuff. Still based on luck, but still very commonly used.
Badoodle! ''You recieved 1x rare item''
by Hakpet June 4, 2012
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Badoodoodoo

The call of the NerdFighters popularized by Nerimon
Hank Green! BADOODOODOO!
by WhyYesMaggieIsHardcore April 10, 2009
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Badoodlewacky

People who think something is not as funny as it should be.
In reference to a Jake & Amir sketch:

"Count me in the all "give-me-back-the-old-J&A-y'all" badoodlewacky"

OR

I'm not a badoodlewacker like you, I think that they're still funny as shiatzoo.
by WilliamWin November 22, 2010
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Badoodoodoo

Badoodoodoo - The call of the Nerdfighters! When something happy or celebratory happens, 'badoodoodoo!' can be called out to show excitement, appreciation, happiness, triumph, etc. Started by Nerimon of Youtube, & favorited by The Vlogbrothers (also of Youtube).
Charlie: Oh man, that was a great concert!
Alex: Yeah it was, badoodoodoo!!

Christina: Damn, where are my keys?
Becky: Oh, here they are, I found them!
Christina: Thanks, badoodoodoo!
by Nermifighter April 10, 2009
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Badrood

A situation that seems strange and exotic since it has 2 different qualities. Badrood (City located near Kashan and Isfahan)is the only spot in Iran where Mountain(Karkas Mt) and Desert are lie just a 15-minute drive apart which creates such a savage paradox.
Hoji : you've been always meaning to have it both ways
Jack : don't be mean

Hoji : cmon,it aint Badrood
by Hojatkermani June 24, 2017
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