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bedwetting 

an embaressing problem that occurs when you accidently pee the bed at night. it sucks cause you either have to wake up to cold wet stained sheets or where 'protective underwear.' it's also a very hard problem to keep from you girlfriend
my girlfriend found out about my bedwetting problem
bedwetting by Why Bother February 19, 2006
An adjective used to describe a person, place or object that has an offensive odor of booty, dick, and feet. Hence Bdeet.
"What the fuck happened in here? It smells like straight up bdeet!" or "You need to go wash your ass, you smell like straight up bdeet!"
bdeet by Girardot and Stewart October 9, 2007

bedgetating 

The act of lazing around in bed, watching TV, reading, etc. Similar to vegetating, only in bed.
The laundry really needed doing, but I spent the afternoon bedgetating with the remote instead.
bedgetating by MattCA April 25, 2016

bedwetter 

The name applied to a poster on an internet forum who gets upset by other posters and throws their toys out their pram, asking for posters to apologise, be banned, sending personal messages and on the whole pissing their pants and bed.
1) Suityou01 is a bedwetter
2) You bedwetter
3) This posters licks the chutney spoon and wets the bed.
4) This bedwetter is a benger
bedwetter by Marillionfan June 28, 2011

bedwetter 

some one who wets the bed
His girl friend found out that he was a bedwetter.
bedwetter by Jon August 21, 2003

Bedwetter 

Someone who pees themselves while sleeping.
I was 14 and I was a pretty small girl and I was wearing my pink hello kitty bra and panties to bed and I peed myself and in the morning my sister came in my room to wake me up and she saw that I peed myself so she called me a bedwetter. Then she drove to the store and bought diapers that was meant for babies and she put it on me over my panties. She went in my panties drawer and replaced it all with diapers. When I woke up I saw my pee on the bed and noticed the diaper. So she gave me a hanging wedgie be hanging me by my diaper. And she wouldn't stop calling me a bedwetter.
Bedwetter by WedgiedGirl February 2, 2019