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bedwetting 

an embaressing problem that occurs when you accidently pee the bed at night. it sucks cause you either have to wake up to cold wet stained sheets or where 'protective underwear.' it's also a very hard problem to keep from you girlfriend
my girlfriend found out about my bedwetting problem
bedwetting by Why Bother February 19, 2006
An adjective used to describe a person, place or object that has an offensive odor of booty, dick, and feet. Hence Bdeet.
"What the fuck happened in here? It smells like straight up bdeet!" or "You need to go wash your ass, you smell like straight up bdeet!"
bdeet by Girardot and Stewart October 9, 2007

bedgetating 

The act of lazing around in bed, watching TV, reading, etc. Similar to vegetating, only in bed.
The laundry really needed doing, but I spent the afternoon bedgetating with the remote instead.
bedgetating by MattCA April 25, 2016

bedwetter 

The name applied to a poster on an internet forum who gets upset by other posters and throws their toys out their pram, asking for posters to apologise, be banned, sending personal messages and on the whole pissing their pants and bed.
1) Suityou01 is a bedwetter
2) You bedwetter
3) This posters licks the chutney spoon and wets the bed.
4) This bedwetter is a benger
bedwetter by Marillionfan June 28, 2011

bedwetter 

some one who wets the bed
His girl friend found out that he was a bedwetter.
bedwetter by Jon August 21, 2003

Bedwetter 

Someone who pees themselves while sleeping.
I was 14 and I was a pretty small girl and I was wearing my pink hello kitty bra and panties to bed and I peed myself and in the morning my sister came in my room to wake me up and she saw that I peed myself so she called me a bedwetter. Then she drove to the store and bought diapers that was meant for babies and she put it on me over my panties. She went in my panties drawer and replaced it all with diapers. When I woke up I saw my pee on the bed and noticed the diaper. So she gave me a hanging wedgie be hanging me by my diaper. And she wouldn't stop calling me a bedwetter.
Bedwetter by WedgiedGirl February 2, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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