bedeater

Someone who enjoys the fine art of going down on the largest of ladies private parts. BMI minimum of 56. Also known as elk fist hero.

"Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?”

“No bro, I just ate at the elk lodge.”
“Dude, you totally are a bedeater.”

by couch eater November 9, 2022

bedwater

Used to stay cool year-round, bed water is water that is spread throughout the entirety of one's sleeping surface. The evaporation from the water keeps the sleeper close to hypothermia for multiple hours.

Wow, this bed is soaked! I slightly overdid it with the bedwater tonight.

by eggwerd January 2, 2017