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When you are the best at going to bed
I am the est of B-E-D, bedest
Bedest by Fj1029 July 28, 2024
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Befesterday 

the day before yesterday
before + yesterday = befesterday
Robert: I really wish I can describe how I felt hanging out with you... not yesterday, but the day before yesterday.
Mia: You mean befesterday?
Robert: Wow, what a genius, concise word that the English Language does not have yet...
Befesterday by Me-Mover May 14, 2019
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Bedstache 

The condition of having unkempt upper lip facial hair, generally as a result of having just woken up from sleep.
Due the awful case of bedstache, Johnny's usually impressive handlebar moustache has started to resemble a Yin Yang symbol. Half yin and half Yang.

Half handlebar moustache, Half Fu Manchu.
Bedstache by Badasstronaut May 12, 2010
Best best friend (Used by Jay-Z)
Me and my bebesta went to McDonalds.
Bebesta by Lilmizkiki June 24, 2010
A person who spends most of their time in bed because they're too lazy or unmotivated to really do anything else. Typically this person eats, has sex, watches TV, naps, changes clothes, talks on phone etc ... and never leaves their bed. With the exception of needing to use the bathroom, and once that's over ... back into bed they go.
Oh my gosh, Brittany is such a Bedster, every time I talk to her she's always sleepy and always in bed. She spends more time laying down being lazy than anyone. What a bed potato!
Bedster by Speed Racer February 11, 2010
Bedstuy Parade and Funeral March
Bedstuy by mos_def April 30, 2005

st bedes 

A rubbish dump full of clapped hoes with slugs for eyebrows, who wouldn’t know the difference between a shit heap and their council estate homes, where they all live. fake Micheal Kors bags and Adidas superstars for school uniform. Skirts so high u can see their tits and think anyone who goes to private school is a posh twat, when in fact they are just poor chavs. So sad. Please donate to St Bedes, 074859622
She goes to St Bedes
Shall we give her some money?
st bedes by Dgydbysbysbgubwygbs April 19, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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