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bedwetting 

an embaressing problem that occurs when you accidently pee the bed at night. it sucks cause you either have to wake up to cold wet stained sheets or where 'protective underwear.' it's also a very hard problem to keep from you girlfriend
my girlfriend found out about my bedwetting problem
bedwetting by Why Bother February 19, 2006

pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit 

A person that you don't like. Must be used sparingly for it is a powerful insult that can make little kids cry.
Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.

bedwetting liberal 

Bedwetting Liberal is a derogatory term used to describe people of a political leaning. The term bedwetting is used to denote a hand-wringing, scared, worrisome, pansy attitude, afraid of their own shadows. The term liberal denotes the love of spending, social programs, handholding and acceptance of such things as illegal immigration and allowance of the same to have all of the social benefits of being in the United States.

Bedwetting Liberals are generally terrified of Republicans and conservatives. They shriek at the thought of combat operations or allowing the police to do their jobs. They are quick to point fingers, cry to the media and ACLU, and snivel about attempts to maintain US heritage because it might “offend” somebody.
Despite the presence of Moses and the 10 Commandments in the structure of the US Supreme Court and other national buildings, the presence of "In God We Trust" on our currency, or the cross in the L.A. County Seal as signs of heritage, the Bedwetting Liberals are so terrified it might "offend" a Muslim or other religion, they have enlisted the ACLU to have all of this eradicated from our history.

bevetating 

drinking many many beverages (Booze r Beer r both) among friends while chillin, eventually spilling into a drunken state
Bro1 to Bro2: Whatz up with you man?
Bro2 to Bro1: I'm bevetating...and your not, so best start sluggin some brews...that is if you're man enough.
bevetating by Czarbo November 13, 2007

Drunk BedWetting 

Bedwetting after consuming massive amounts of Alcohol, also known as the "Morrison" syndrome. Terribly embarrassing to explain to friends and co-workers. Shuns you from most relationships, because people don't want to be pissed on. Completely un-concious when you fall asleep, resulting in saturation of the mattress.
Last night I was a tank, passed out in Gallahue's bed...pissed the entire mattress, woke up drenched in my own piss. HAHA.-Drunk BedWetting

"If peeing your pant's is cool, consider me Miles Davis!"-Billy Madison

Peeing yourself aka "GOOOOOOO!!!!"-Billy Madison
Drunk BedWetting by icequeen11 February 25, 2011

bedwetting republican conservative 

Used to refer to republican conservatives who favor stricter government controls over civil rights, most especially in the War on Terror. The term suggests extreme fear, and is generally applied to those who suggest limiting Constitutional rights to protect against an unseen enemy.
The bedwetting republican conservatives want to spy on us, hold poeple with charging them with a crime, and take away our rights, piss away our tax money, at go to war because they are so worried about terrorists. Meanwhile our boarders are wide open, cargo is not inspected, and the Department of Homeland Security is a joke.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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