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Doug And Skeeter
Doug And Skeeter by Googlefaps.com August 28, 2018
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Skeeterman
Someone who assumes anothers identity and or lifestyle to reap the rewards of other's hard work.
aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.
In particular to claim military honors not earned.
aka: a poser, a phony, a fraud, a charlatan.
In particular to claim military honors not earned.
Said one convict to another, "Don't believe a word that Skeeterman says, that fool done lie like a rug."
He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
He pulled a Skeeterman and said he won a Medal of Honor.
Skeeterman by Schnugg September 24, 2007
Skeeter Jean
Skeeter Jean a "Part-time Chris Hansen impersonator" also known for exposing and putting predators and online predators in jail.
Skeeter Jean by Jackie Jaun February 3, 2022
Floppy Skeeter
When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".
Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"
Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"
Floppy Skeeter by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013
sheeters
A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.
sheeters by bartfarkel October 13, 2008
Early Skeeter
1. A Premature Ejaculator
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Early Skeeter by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
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