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Beardeity 

(n.) Term for he whom one aspires to mimic the facial hair of. From the Old English 'beard' and the Latin 'deus' ('god').
'Thomas had been cultivating his facial hair in the hope of it emulating that of his beardeity, Nocerino'

'Alexi Lalas has a beard I aspire for. He is my beardeity'

'I am worshiping at the temple of my beardeity' (see: shaving)

'Her beardeity must be the Hanging Gardens of Babylon!' (again, see: shaving)
Beardeity by TDrama October 29, 2012
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the noun form of babelicious. A high concentration of this in a woman will cause in observant males a swelling of the nether region.
Why look, Chauncey, that young lady appears to have a significant babosity quotient.

You're so right, Basil.
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beibosity 

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"man, this episode of snl is terrible...thank god for beibosity."
beibosity by skizzleperizzle February 9, 2013