34 definitions by the professor

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1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick

2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
by The Professor August 22, 2003
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The man who sings
I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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to make a fool of oneself by gazing in the direction of someone for a long time unknowingly
He was staring at me and I didn't like it...so I shot him.
by The Professor June 28, 2004
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Item much sought after by members of the GI Joe fire fighting team. Consists of pork, chop, and sandwich.
(Running into burning house) Pork Chop Sandwich!
by The Professor November 24, 2003
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A thrusting weapon used in fencing.
He scored a point by putting the point of his foil on his opponent's torso.
by The Professor November 07, 2003
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Extremely drunk (British Slang)
I must have been really arseholed last night, 'cause I don't remember how I got home.
by The Professor June 05, 2003
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A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.
The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.
by The Professor November 07, 2003
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