Beardeity

(n.) Term for he whom one aspires to mimic the facial hair of. From the Old English 'beard' and the Latin 'deus' ('god').

'Thomas had been cultivating his facial hair in the hope of it emulating that of his beardeity, Nocerino'

'Alexi Lalas has a beard I aspire for. He is my beardeity'

'I am worshiping at the temple of my beardeity' (see: shaving)

'Her beardeity must be the Hanging Gardens of Babylon!' (again, see: shaving)

by TDrama October 29, 2012

bearditude

like testicular fortitude but with a beard.

"Man that guys got a mean beard"
Ya it gives him some bearditude.

by twandiggidy January 28, 2009

Bearditis

When a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a massive growth on the males face.

Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-green poop
-death (in extreme cases)

Cyndee-"Omg, I think Shane may have bearditis."
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday."
Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed."

by whoadreambig October 12, 2011

Bearosity

To have a beastly nature about one's self, e.g. the ferociousness of a bear; also having a very rugged and beastly appearance

The scary inmate had such a bearosity about him, the other inmates made sure to stay clear of his destructive path.

by Dr. Smitherson Phd. January 7, 2009

BeardedToaster

Some fucking Tigger Nigger that molests 9 year olds for a hobby

call the cops I see beardedtoaster

by bigtrittianimations February 20, 2019