Beanman

Beanman our lord and savior. He has created us and he has nlessed us with life, thank you my lord Beanman

Beanman is pretty neat

by Zachyboi Bennett November 4, 2019

Beanman

A term popularized by the BBC One show 'Eastenders' through late 2016 and early 2017.

'Someone who is characterized by submissive, disorganised, indecisive and sluggish'

"Did you see Lee yesterday at work, he is such a Beanman"

by OsmanTheAlpha March 22, 2017

Beanland

1. Mythical island abundantly overflowing with bean plants and beans.

2. An ideal place or state; paradise; utopia. (Cf. Arcadia, Elysium)

"Beanland: Most blessed and splendiferous realm, bountifully over-endowed with bean plants of every size, shape and variety imaginable. Fields have no need of the plough, and all cultivation of beans by what few happy individuals live there is wholly inessential, as nature provides more than enough for their needs. Grass is utterly absent on account of all the bean plants, and habitants there live a hundred years or more"

Being a motor and railway enthusiast, Winston was practically in Beanland at the sight of all the old automobiles and steam engines in the museum

by Charlemagne1993 December 29, 2016

Bean man

A man that is summoned through a long and hard process of obtaining 300 cans of bush’s baked beans and dumping them into a bathtub then chanting a ancient piece. Once finished you must wait in the dark until he arrives through the bathtub of beans, once he arrives he will grant you 2 wishes and a pet lizard named Ralph.

Hey, I’m going to summon Bean man tonight

by Y___u October 21, 2019

Beanmaster Flip

Smoking a joint with a cup of steamy hot coffee.

I'm having a Beanmaster Flip right now; coffee and weed.

by Stuntman Mike 420 December 4, 2010

BeanGang

A gang of mainly Beaners, Kneegrows, and some Asians. Finessing hoes on kik, if you don't make a BeanGang fansign they'll finesse yo Aunty or Granny

Woah Chill Pussy, This BeanGang we'll finesse yo aunty's nudes

by somerandommf August 30, 2017

Hairy Bean Man [HBM]

A Hairy Bean Man - HBM for short - is a term used to describe a certain type of laid back, crunchy, shaggy hippie guy. They are generally short - under 6" tall - skinny, guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes who abide like the Dude and toke up like Tommy Chong.

Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.

Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.

Man (noun) : obvious reasons.

OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta

Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus

"I met a really cool Hairy Bean Man HBM on Shakedown at the UC-Boulder Phish show this weekend! His HBM friends were all kinda spun out and needed to shave/take a bath, but he was still mad cool and smoked us all up."

by magnesiumonthree November 9, 2009