Beanland

1. Mythical island abundantly overflowing with bean plants and beans.

2. An ideal place or state; paradise; utopia. (Cf. Arcadia, Elysium)

"Beanland: Most blessed and splendiferous realm, bountifully over-endowed with bean plants of every size, shape and variety imaginable. Fields have no need of the plough, and all cultivation of beans by what few happy individuals live there is wholly inessential, as nature provides more than enough for their needs. Grass is utterly absent on account of all the bean plants, and habitants there live a hundred years or more"

Being a motor and railway enthusiast, Winston was practically in Beanland at the sight of all the old automobiles and steam engines in the museum

by Charlemagne1993 December 29, 2016

beanland

A beanland is a person with a fucking huge head which would be comparable to the moon or something of similar size or stature

-see that beanland?
-couldn't miss him, blocked out the sun for 9 minutes.

by GAZFTW March 9, 2009

beanland

a beanland is someone with a giant moon head.

comes from the latin danielus beanlandincuston.

by GazFtw December 9, 2008

beanhand

Noun - When a goalkeeper is unable to save an easy shot

Da Gea is an absolute beanhand

by Twenisurfer25 April 8, 2019

Beanbandit

A self depreciating person (usually a brit) who is a great person, but doesn't think so himself.

"Ben, you're such a beanbandit!"

by LinkNPkmn May 29, 2018

Beanhandle

A marijuana blunt.

"yo lets whip the rolla or the sabe (Cars) and blaze up a beanhandle"

by Walker William Babbington January 13, 2009

Bearland

a Location where degenerates come to express their horniness and sadness, often being comforted by other degenerates. The reason people come to this place in the first place is never going to be known...

"Oh my god, babe wake up, we're so Bearland right now!!"
"Stop! you're acting like famous handsome meme page owner Bearbubb, the owner of Bearland"

by Tehabruh March 6, 2021