They are the most legendary objects ever created by human kind
They where created by the Lego company. They are the most likely thing for you to jerk off to slightly bellow the internet

I invited a cute girl from school to play bionicles but she started taking of her clothes and I was very fucking disappointed

bionicles by Russian Santa December 20, 2018

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Holy barnicles

A blaspheous word used in conjunction with a loud screech when scared.

"Holy barnicles, it's alive!"

Holy barnicles by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

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Ride beanies and weenies

Two guys (male) riding on one motorcycle.

Since Tom's car broke down, he had to ride beanies and weenies on the back of Craig's bike on the way to the movies.

Ride beanies and weenies by Donaghu May 30, 2016

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Tig Ol' Besticles

The male equivalent of tig ol' bitties.

Larger than average testicles.

I saw John naked and he had tig ol' besticles.

Tig Ol' Besticles by aamdeter November 5, 2012

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Beanless

Like fruitless but with beans
-The state of haveing no beans

Person 1: Why are you sad?
Person 2: Nigga ate all my beans...
Person 1: Dang. I'd be sad too if i was beanless

Beanless by RamTram August 27, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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