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Father Bandles 

Father Bandles by EXYPHRA July 25, 2021

Bandless Noobcracker 

A bandless noobcracker is a person of great musical talent, usually of the rock variety (e.g. screaming, lead guitar, drums), that cannot find a band because the three whole bands in the small town they live in already have full members. Usually occurs in the south, namely Louisiana, due to the fact that most of those bands play country music.
Caleb: Hey you're in that band with the afro guy he's gay.
Dillon: Oh yeah well you're a bandless noobcracker.
Bandless Noobcracker by Teh Judas November 4, 2009
Bars and Handles: Bars: to roll weed in any condition or setting and still able to produce a perfect blunt, adapt to create the optimum beneficial outcome. Handles: skills to handle the current situation as if presented prior to instance.
"Damn, Did you see them bandles I just used to avoid that crazy ass driver."
Bandles by Cbandles May 13, 2020