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Beaniality 

Noun -

1. The practice of having sex with Beanie Babies
2. Anything errotic involving a person(s) and said toy, including but not limited to cunilingus, felatio, etc.

Alternate Forms: beanial (adj.), beanialize (v.),
1. Cano and Matt engage in beaniality every weekend while Cano's little sister cowers in the corner.

2. Alec's behavior was so beanial, disheartening his human lover, Andrew.

3. "Want to watch me beanialize that Princess Diana Beanie Baby?" Beth suggestively suggested to Caitlyn.

Beanican 

Beaner American-individuals of Hispanic or Latino descent, particularly those that are from Mexico or of Mexican American heritage that have crossed over the American border to reside and draw off the American economy subsidies/ workforce.((Respectively)) Beanican's are the hardest work force of America!!!
Man you are being a real beanican today or whatch out for that beanican driver on the road.
Beanican by Beanican August 17, 2023
Noun (ber-i-cals). Coming from the Westcountry slang 'berry'. Meaning the breast area of a lady. Commonly used to complement there physical structure (can also be used as derogatory).
"Nice to meet you and what a sweet pair of bericals you have"
bericals by Ben Hyde June 4, 2004

Beanicakes 

Beanicakes powerful
Beanicakes is the most powerful man I the universe
Beanicakes by Beanicakes October 25, 2019

Beanicles 

Beans engulfed in a massive cock
I got beanicles with my dinner
Beanicles by LeGayTobo November 10, 2020

beancalm 

the opposite of a soyrage; a rant which one might deem to be based.
i just beancalmed for 15 minutes about how i hate mayonnaise
beancalm by Gear15 April 20, 2022