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libido-engulfed 

When you are consumed by an insatiable appetite for sex/masturbation 24/7 x365.2425 days a year.
Tom: So, I recorded my incidences of masturbation over a 1 week period and discovered that I masturbate 11.4 times per day on average.

Jerry: WTF, dude? Has your mind been completely libido-engulfed? I don't think that's normal.

Tom: You have no idea, dude.
libido-engulfed by Bad C dev August 1, 2022

engulfedwater55 

A epic gamer who says knee gear and has a friend called barney who likes children and a epic gamer best friend Dig
There once was a peach that got ran over EngulfedWater55
engulfedwater55 by Euuu December 31, 2019

father-engulfer 

A "politically correct" alternative to "motherfucker", apparently for using when you want to swear at a woman. (Yes, apparently, you can be PC and still swear - as long as you don't imply a masculine standard of sexual normality by using male-gendered swear-words against women).

It implies the "engulfing" of the dick in the fanny.

Actually, I think this is quite a cool insult, PC or not. It is especially good because you can use it against PC people.

c.f. father-encloser.
father-engulfer by Andy April 27, 2004

Engilfed 

Getting smothered to death by the wrinkly sag of 2-3 grannies
"Our Dave's passed away last week"

"Oh shit how's that happened"

"Engilfed"
Engilfed by Mannyfrommodernfamily October 25, 2014

Cock Engulfer 

Insult to describe someone who's addicted to cocksucking. Also an insult for someone that acts in a submissive way, basically kissing ass so hard they might as well be inhaling it. This is for that person who's desperate to please, willing to do anything (even the dumbest shit) just to get on someone’s good side.
Mary is such a cock engulfer... She's always slutting around in search for a cock to engulf herself in.

Dave will do anything for a promotion—he's such a cock engulfer for the boss.
Cock Engulfer by snipazz November 21, 2024
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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