Bavey 

Name given to a man of an extreme sweetness, who would wake up earlier than you to make you some bacon and eggs, usually naked under his apron. He got some strong muscles and is very protective of the people who mean a lot to him. It is said that eating gelatos is the secret to his very perky ass. A Bavey often feels misunderstood, because he is not only a cool guy, and he will naturally make you show up what's amazing in yourself. However, Baveys are fairly rare species, often tracked by the Frenchies.

-Did you see this Bavey today?
- A BAVEY!!! OMG, WHERE?

Bavey by BethandElizabeth January 11, 2018

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

Babey 

Whats used to describe characters or people that are super pure or cute in general.

“Wow.. Himiko is so babey!”

Babey by MiuIruma August 1, 2019

Babey 

When someone or something has a lot of uwu energy or is very small.

"Oh my gosh she babey???"
"Big babey energy!"

Babey by will0wtrees June 16, 2019

Babey 

Someone who is pure and full of innocence (somewhat.). They stay away from drugs and alcohol, they tend to help out the people they can. Babeys tend to be more on the soft side and more sensitive than others. If you're called a "babey" it's considered a compliment!

Me: Wow.. Michael is so babey it's unreal.
My friend: I completely agree!

Babey by dammit mike July 4, 2019

Bakey 

The Baltimore way of bakey is acting fake or acting different

Yoo shordy is really bakey for that she acting fake asf

Bakey by Real facts95 August 30, 2020