Battia

Even though this is a common russian term for a rather fatherly figure, the name is ambiguos. A Battia (known as Attia by Rosey students) is stump like homosapien who currently inhibits in switzerland, la combe . He usually takes pleasure in screaming at girls and punishing them by making them clean his shit. The extremely rigorous and challenging sport of volleyball is a battia's favorite activity. Especially when the athletes invovled wear uniforms that are too fitting for their vuluptuos bodies and accentuate humps and lumps for his personal enjoyment. Battia's do not hibernate yet they move to a different habitat in the winter time usually the mountanous areas of Gstaad in the Swiss Alps. Here they appreciate and practice the winter sport of skiing. The echoes of a battia's voice are magnified by the geography of this zone ( when bellowing at his victims which are usually girls of a tender age). Battias can be identified by their signature waddle in their walk. Battias usually mate with "mattias" which are their natural partners. A battia's mother tongue is the french language which he uses to communicate with everyone. A battia refuses to speak anything other than french even though he is perfectly capable of uttering a select amount of words in english with a heavy accent of a frog.

what is that waddling figure I see apprroaching me?

EXCUSEZ-MOI MADEMOISELLE DUARKANOVA , GO CLEAN MY GARDEN !!!!!!!!!!! But first you must bounce around in spandex while I stare at your lady humps and I order you to play better! Then i shall go skiing and mate with my mattia or recoing but refrain from reproducing.

Yes sir... (Oh.. how I hate battias)

by duarkanova January 6, 2008

TikTok Battalion

Common name for the chechen fighters led by Kadyrov on the side of Russia during the 2022 russian invasion of Ukraine, because they like to post on social media but there is virtually no proof of them engaging in combat.

Thats the Kadyrov TikTok Battalion. Specialty: team dances and pillow fights.

Combat experience: 18 tik toks

by Ron Paulson March 16, 2022

battied

Comes from the term batti wash. Battied means someone got a batti wash.

John just battied Christine's lovely behind.

by Ilovecattles December 15, 2016

Battinson

Portmanteau of robert pattinson and Batman

A fairly good batman, (portrayed by robert pattinson duh!)
who’s not to be judged from twilight

Battinson is somewhat comic accurate, a bit skinny but still muscular, he’s no batfleck but he’s great

Younger batman so he gets a free pass, pretty cool padded suit (likely to compensate for no muscles lol) and has a great solo movie, far from perfect but THE BATMAN 2022 IS AWESOME!

Battinson is the newest Batman, hoping he sticks around unlike batfleck (whom I hope returns)

Battinson is the best emo batman onscreen!

The batman is pretty much se7en with batman but that’s alright, let battinson shine!

Battinson gots a pretty sick batsuit

Thug: what the hell are you supposed to be?

Battinson: *pounds thugs into the ground*

…

Battinson: I’m vengeance

by Nukedmunxxx March 25, 2022

Battagliaism

The purposeful wasting or spilling of perfectly good beer in order to avoid its consumption is Battagliaism.

Bataglia walked behind the house and dumped his beer, thus commiting Battagliaism.

by Steve Clement December 24, 2006

Batta-Ears Gyal

“A Female Lacking Ambition Or Self-Worth”.

"National We Nuh Wife Batta-Ears Gyal".

by sosawellbad June 11, 2018

Low batties

This is slang found in inner London meaning low trousers

Use looking buff in dose low batties

by Aggressor April 20, 2010