batting
To masturbate or beat off.
batting by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007
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batting
To hang upside down in a bat like position with you arms in a v shape against your hips. Pictures will then be taken and uploaded to social networking sites. The more unusual the position and place, the better the batting.
John: Yo, bros! Wanna go out and do some planking tonight?
Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!
Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!
John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.
Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.
John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.
Jimmy: I love you
John: Get out
Jeff: No way homeslice, we should do owling instead!
Jimmy: You two are both wrong! We gotta be doing batting now, planking and owling are so 2010!
John: You want me to go batting? That sounds gay.
Jimmy: I'll do some batting off your bunk bed if you don't shut up.
John: Come in my room and I'll fucking kill you.
Jimmy: I love you
John: Get out
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Batting Above His Average
When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.
(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!
Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!
Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!
Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
Batting Above His Average by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009
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