Bastiaan

A chill dude who is nice at the same time
But usaully a chill dude
by suporsunu September 16, 2009
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Bastiaan

A perverted, fake-ass, manipulative bragging male supposed to know his limits when communicating with his female students. Using his powerposition to get girls, twotime them and then silence them.

A young boy acting like he is woke and all girls should deserve equal rights, but in reality it is just to get them in his/their bed.
Omg, you're such a Bastiaan.

He gives me such Bastiaan-vibes.

Don't be like the average Bastiaan, bro.
by simser April 06, 2022
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Bastiaan

He is a great and loyal friend, he will not leave you alone in difficult times. He will tell you clever jokes here and there that will make you laugh a lot. Bastiaan has the best ear ever, music is his thing, he will recognize melodies in random songs that you are listening to. Friendly and very patient. He is good at many things, lately dancing.
Girl 1: I would like a Bastiaan as a boyfriend

Bastiaan: Oooookay!
by Buñuelo ya November 23, 2021
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Bastiaan

An older gentleman who proudly announces he’s sent you a digital email, as if there’s still a paper version floating around somewhere. Known for treating email like it’s a new invention and using it like a fax machine with feelings.

Says “I’ve sent a digital email” like he just discovered electricity.
Prints out emails to “make sure they arrived.”
Thinks CC stands for “Can Confirm.”
"Bastiaan told me he sent a digital email and asked if I received it by post. I said yes, via the year 1998."
by Bardo89 August 29, 2025
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Bastiaan

If you got this name, you are a smooth criminal with a huge pp.
Hey Bastiaan, you are such a Bastiaan
by DutchmanIvan June 08, 2023
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