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Bastiaan 

A chill dude who is nice at the same time
But usaully a chill dude
Bastiaan by suporsunu September 16, 2009
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Bastiaan 

A perverted, fake-ass, manipulative bragging male supposed to know his limits when communicating with his female students. Using his powerposition to get girls, twotime them and then silence them.

A young boy acting like he is woke and all girls should deserve equal rights, but in reality it is just to get them in his/their bed.
Omg, you're such a Bastiaan.

He gives me such Bastiaan-vibes.

Don't be like the average Bastiaan, bro.
Bastiaan by simser April 6, 2022

Bastiaan 

He is a great and loyal friend, he will not leave you alone in difficult times. He will tell you clever jokes here and there that will make you laugh a lot. Bastiaan has the best ear ever, music is his thing, he will recognize melodies in random songs that you are listening to. Friendly and very patient. He is good at many things, lately dancing.
Girl 1: I would like a Bastiaan as a boyfriend

Bastiaan: Oooookay!
Bastiaan by Buñuelo ya November 23, 2021

Bastiaan 

If you got this name, you are a smooth criminal with a huge pp.
Hey Bastiaan, you are such a Bastiaan
Bastiaan by DutchmanIvan June 8, 2023

Bastiaan 

An older gentleman who proudly announces he’s sent you a digital email, as if there’s still a paper version floating around somewhere. Known for treating email like it’s a new invention and using it like a fax machine with feelings.

Says “I’ve sent a digital email” like he just discovered electricity.
Prints out emails to “make sure they arrived.”
Thinks CC stands for “Can Confirm.”
"Bastiaan told me he sent a digital email and asked if I received it by post. I said yes, via the year 1998."
Bastiaan by Bardo89 August 29, 2025

Nert Bastian

Nert Bastian is a word used to say no, nert or nope. Often used in Marlborough High School
Mr.Bonkin- “ Take out the do now!”
Bosh Biron Balls- “Nert Bastian!”
Nert Bastian by Dykey Buttcrack February 27, 2019
Bastian the best guy in the world he’s hella smart hella nice hella cool hella bootiful hella fun hella good at what girls want. He’s just the best guy overall. We love Bastians💦😘🥰❤️
Did you see Bastian I want to marry him so bad and **********
Bastian by Ishsbe isheb e October 10, 2019
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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