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Batterify

It’s a synonym for recharging a battery. It was famously coined by an English laureate called Hajara in 2024.
I need to batterify my phone before going out.
by BeyondMiles January 6, 2024
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the batterfly effect

n. 1. The effect of eating a bat in China and that leading to a global pandemic. See also: coronavirus cause.
Due to the batterfly effect, I'm in quarantine for two weeks, all alone.

Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!
by picc285 March 24, 2020
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author is open to hearing about dead batteries

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
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AAA battery

AAA batteries are people who identify as Agender, Asexual and Aromantic.
-That person is an AAA battery.
-What does that mean?
-It means they identify as agender, asexual and aromantic
by F.dR May 4, 2021
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santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
by Buzzer December 23, 2007
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AAA-Battery

An Asexual-Aromatic-Agender person with enough energy that they are feared by gods.
Are you a AAA-Battery, because you have some great dance moves!

Do I want coffee? No, I’m a AAA-Battery: I’ve got energy for days.
by 10 Pigeons June 11, 2022
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chemlight batteries

n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
by living proof December 12, 2003
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