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author is open to hearing about dead batteries
an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.
"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."
author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023
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santa claus batteries
The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?
person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.
person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.
person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
santa claus batteries by Buzzer December 23, 2007
chemlight batteries
n; fictional object used by military personel to confuse newb signal soldiers in to looking stupid in front of they're superiors
"damn, i cant see shit in here. Salazar, go to supply and see if they have anymore chemlight batteries"
chemlight batteries by living proof December 12, 2003
batterbitch
Another name by the Homestuck fandom to define Her Imperious Condescension. This comes from what a bitch she is, as well as her claws into the Betty Crocker franchise, as she is the batterwitch herself.
batterbitch by Batterbitch October 20, 2013
battered sav
Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date
.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date
battered sav by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007
battered
dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong
battered by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016
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