Worse than a "Rat Bastard". This individual will be cordial and charming to your face, then instigate despicable acts against you behind your back. A lying, coniving piece of worthless humanity. The essence of immense evil.
Teacher #1: That schoolboard president has been telling everyone that he runs this school, not the superintendent.
Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.
Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!
Putting ones scrote on a largebass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.
Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.
Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'