basturma 

a delicious kind of heavily salted and spiced meat, commonly eaten in the middle east. the meat is sold and eaten raw

dude 1:dude i had some old basturma yesterday
dude 2:ur breath smells like crap, u look pale, u ok?
dude 1:i think i got salmonella...

basturma by shavout February 5, 2008

Basturmating 

Parking in the grass

My principal got onto the parents for basturmating.

Basturmating by sonnybonnetboy69 April 5, 2022

Basturbate 

To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm

I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.

Basturbate by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

baturmasting 

the act of assault and battery on your penis whilst masterbating.

I'm sore from Baturmasting

baturmasting by Master of bating March 7, 2015

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

basturbation by I3igCheese October 23, 2006

Basturbate 

Basturbate (Baa-sturbate): Masturbating to pictures of and / or live sheep while Baa'ing aloud at the peak of climax.

Timmy, go clean the stable I basturbated all over the ceiling this afternoon.

Basturbate by Poyeasfy October 4, 2010

bastermate 

an illegitimate child having sex

bastermate, masterbate, afterthought, perpetaution, me

bastermate by DancingMadlyBackwards October 26, 2009