masturbate

To turn on the faucet, to polish the tube.

I masturbate every night!

by ASSHOLE! July 10, 2004

bassturd

A combination between a bastard, a turd and an asshole.

That bassturd just ate my shit!

by ASSHOLE! July 09, 2004

what the fuck

Say whenever the fuck you want. USually used to imply confusion. Also where, when, how, which the fuck.

What the fuck just happened?

Where the fuck did that fucker go?

When the fuck did he fuck her?

How the fuck did he convince her?

Which the fuck did he fuck?

by ASSHOLE! July 07, 2004

ass

A butt, coitus, a fucker. Or, a donkey. Mostly used as an insult.

Shit comes out of my ass. . .bullshit comes out of my mouth.

by ASSHOLE! July 07, 2004